Thursday, May 31, 2012

Bournemouth Police Hate Christians!



Bournemouth Beach in the sunshine.  Beautiful, isn't it?  What a glorious place to live!  Or to visit! And the tourist office here - quite understandably - is promoting Bournemouth as a great place to spend the Queen's Jubilee Weekend.  And it is - but do be careful if you're a Christian.  Because  


Bournemouth Police hate Christians.


Last week-end an open-air preacher in Bournemouth was threatened with arrest.  I wasn't there - but my source is reliable.  The preacher mentioned hell, and a conversation with a passer-by went like this:


PB: Well, I'm going to hell anyway.


Preacher:  Why's that?


PB: Because I'm gay.


Preacher: There's no need for you to go to hell.




At which point, the passer-by walked off and made a complaint at the police station.  The police turned up, warned the preacher that Dorset Police had three priorities - homophobia, racism and domestic violence, in that order (NOT what it says on their website!) - and told him that if there were any more complaints he'd be arrested.


Bournemouth Police hate Christians.


Note: the preacher hadn't mentioned homosexuality.  If he had, he would still be within the law - but he hadn't.  He hadn't criticised gays.  If he had, he would still be within the law - but he hadn't.  He hadn't said that gays go to hell.  If he had, he would still be within the law - but he hadn't.


Bournemouth Police hate Christians.


Some few years ago now I went into Bournemouth Police Station (which advertises outside that it has a gay and lesbian liaison officer) to complain about the infamous advert suggesting that Bible-believers were shedding the blood of gays.  I'd complained by post that the advert was a religious hate-crime and been told to come in and complain in person - and a gay policeman was waiting for me.  Now, I'm almost six feet tall (if I wear two-inch heels), weigh close (too close) to fifteen stone and am not easily intimidated.  But he intimidated me.  He told me I didn't know the law (I did, on this point), that Anne Widdecombe (former minister in the Home Office) didn't know the law, told me unequivocally that most violence against gays was religiously motivated - and so on.  And he did it in a way that made it a somewhat frightening experience.  It's odd, really - I'm WASP, Tory (mildly) and middle-class, the very sort that's supposed to support the police.  But they don't support me.  But then...


Bournemouth Police hate Christians.


Some years prior to that - do you remember? - 69-year-old Harry Hammond help up a sign in Bournemouth that said 'Jesus Gives Peace, Jesus is Alive, Stop Immorality, Stop Homosexuality, Stop Lesbianism, Jesus is Lord'.  When a crowd attacked 69-year-old Harry and pushed him to the ground, the police were called and arrested - Harry.  He was tried and convicted for a public-order offence, and died shortly afterwards.  Even gay activist Peter Tatchell called the trial 'an outrageous assault on civil liberties'.  Good old Peter.  Can you imagine the outrage if a gay man had been attacked by a crowd, and he'd been arrested?  And tried?  And died shortly afterwards?  How many 'Bloody Sunday' enquiries would we have had about that?  But then:


Bournemouth Police hate Christians.


Please note: I haven't said a word against gays in this entry, or anywhere else on the blog - OK?  I've said a few against the police, and Bournemouth Police in particular, whom I no longer trust.  But that's because  


Bournemouth Police hate Christians.

Disclaimer: by 'Police' I mean the Force Policy, not individual policemen and women.  I'm sure there are some fine folks in Bournemouth Police.  I'm sure some of them will be Christians.  But I bet they're keeping their heads down...

As far as I know, copyright does not exist in any of the photos used.  I'll gladly remove any where I am wrong.

Friday, May 25, 2012

Evangelism doesn't work?

Here at MBC we're in the middle of a very full week of guest meetings with evangelist Roger Carswell.  It's been a lot of effort, and a lot of money.  The meetings have been excellent - believers and unbelievers agree - but attendance (of believers and unbelievers) has been poor and disappointing so far.  So I was interested to see that John Stevens over at his blog today is interacting with Andrew Evans who critiqued an earlier post of John's.  OK - with me so far?  Stay with me - go on, make the effort - 'cos it's important.


John had suggested that 'the attractional model' of evangelism - getting the unconverted to come into the church - isn't all that good an idea; it doesn't work.  Here's the quote:


  • I was very struck by Julian's vision for training the members of the congregation to do the work of evangelism out in the community. He rightly questions the viability of an "attractional" model of evangelism where churches are seeking to reach the "never-churched" rather than the "de-churched", as people simply will not come in to the church. As he put it, the church seems to have nothing to offer them that is not done better by the world. Instead they want to equip the members of the church to share the good news of the gospel with the community where they are. I think this is a ministry shift we will increasingly need to make in our secular and post-Christendom society if we are to reach the lost all around us. We have taken it for granted that unbelievers will come to church, and that we ought to invite them to come in as our primary evangelistic strategy (or even worse to give up and wait for revival when they will come in without being invited!) and as a result tend to treat our church gatherings as if they are a cross between a meeting for committed believers and the lecture hall of Tyrannus (Acts 19v11) where we are addressing interested unbelievers. We have acted as if the church IS the market place or public square for evangelism. It may have been in the past, but in most communities it is not today. This doesn't seem to be the New Testament model. In the NT,  "church" is the gathering for committed believers, designed to encourage and edify them. Occasionally an unbeliever might come in amongst them (1 Corinthians 14v24). The gospel is to be taken and proclaimed outside of the church, whether in the public square, house to house, or in individual personal witness. We need to face up to the fact that we have to take the gospel to people, and not just invite them to come to where we preach it. This is going to be essential if we are to reach the nation.


I know, like and respect John but have never (as far as I know) heard of Andrew before today.  But I want to say that I'm completely with Andrew on this.  His reflections on what John says are very clear, while John himself isn't being particularly helpful.  Here's some random thoughts why:


First, his follow-up post contains the statement 'Many of the ordinary local churches [that I have visited or am in contact with] have expressed their feeling that event based and invitational evangelism has involved a lot of effort for little return.'


Oh, dear - how awful.  Because it's not what the New Testament teaches, is it?  The New Testament teaches that proper, God-approved evangelism is a little bit of effort for a lot of return, doesn't it?  No, hang on - wait a minute!  It doesn't teach that at all; sorry, my bad.  The parable of the sower explicitly teaches that evangelism IS a lot of effort for little return.  And the apostle Paul walked, struggled, prayed, wrote, suffered, was stoned and imprisoned - that was a lot of effort.  And the churches he founded were weak and contemptible.  A lot of effort, Paul - a little return.  What's that you say?  'Unless a seed falls into the ground and dies...'?  You'll never reach the nation like that.  If you go into that town Paul you'll be stoned and left for dead - and the only 'converts' you get will be a major disappointment.  It's a lot of effort for very little return.  Find a better model, I implore you.


Second, John's contrasting model is that of Julian Ribera - the 'Julian' in the quote - a fine man, doing a fine work in the difficult community of Moulescombe in Brighton.  There is no way I want to criticise Julian, OK?  Fine man, fine work.  BUT - by his own admission, the church there is unlikely to grow beyond 40-50 people.  One could argue 'you'll never reach a nation like that...'  More seriously, John extols the advantage of 'alternative models' without being very explicit as to what they are, look:  


  • I do think that the NT pattern of evangelism is primarily to take the gospel out from the gathering of God's people into the public sphere wherever people are (and that will also vary in different cultural contexts). "Preaching" (i.e. heralding the gospel) almost invariably happens outside the church gathering in the NT - whether to the crowds in the open, in the market square, in the synagogue, or in individual encounter. One of the key features of the 18th Century evangelical revival was the Whitefield and Wesley took the gospel out of the church and to the people. I don't necessarily think that "open air" is the way to achieve this today...
So - open air was a primary NT method that worked in the days of Whitefield and Wesley but 'isn't necessarily... the way...today'.  And neither is 'attractional evangelism' - so what is?  As far as I can see, he doesn't tell us.  

Thirdly, though he's (in effect) arguing that the ways we take for granted 'don't work', he doesn't define what 'works' means in this context, or point us to any examples of churches that are using other models that do work.  Where are there flourishing churches, growing by conversions, that don't use the 'attractional' model - and what are they doing?  We need to be told.

Fourth, John doesn't acknowledge the possibility that a vibrant preaching ministry might actually draw - in the long-term - a congregation.  It's at least possible.  If you want to see a crowd next week, I don't know how to help you.  If you want to see a crowd in ten years, try getting a good, committed preacher who'll work at it.  (I know - it's really difficult, especially since so many of them are now stuck in offices in the FIEC different places...)  

Fifth, John tries to make a case on very little Scriptural evidence.  Andrew deals with some of this, but here's another point.  Though John seems to prefer 'open-air' - even with his reservations - I think I'm right in saying that there isn't a single example, in the New Testament, of open-air preaching once a local church is formed.  Can anyone show me one?  Now, I'm not therefore opposed to open-air preaching.  My only point is that we need to be careful what we think we're demonstrating from the New Testament when there isn't that much evidence to go on!

Sixth, John suggests that Anglicanism works better, which is a strange thing for the FIEC Supremo to say.  He does, honest:  

  • I agree there are counter examples, but these tend to be in major cities and student centres, and in Anglican situations where the church still has an automatic role in the community. This is why "Back to Church Sunday" works for Anglican churches, but not most free churches.
Oh dear - again.  What's the Bishop's phone number - does anybody know?

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Marks of ministry



I was much struck this morning reading 2 Corinthians 6, and Paul’s marks of his own ministry in verses 4-10.  I think they’re helpfully broken up like this:

… as servants of God we commend ourselves in every way:

  •  by great endurance,

 in afflictions, hardships, calamities, beatings, imprisonments, riots, labours, sleepless nights, hunger;  

  • by purity, knowledge, patience, kindness, the Holy Spirit, genuine love;  


  • by truthful speech, and the power of God;


[as servants of God we commend ourselves] with the weapons of righteousness for the right hand and for the left; 

  • through honour and dishonour,

through slander and praise.

[as servants of God] We are treated
  • as impostors, and yet are true;  


  • as unknown, and yet well known;


  • as dying, and behold, we live;


  • as punished, and yet not killed; 


  • as sorrowful, yet always rejoicing;


  • as poor, yet making many rich;


  • as having nothing, yet possessing everything.



It’s interesting that the ESV (and the NASB) reads that Paul is treated as unknown, as dying, as sorrowful etc – when in fact the opposite is true from a divine perspective.  On this reading, he isn’t sorrowful, but merely regarded as sorrowful – as if others are saying ‘How can a man who lives like that possibly be anything else?’

I haven't worked through the implications of all this, though much of what he says is true of every faithful minister of the gospel.

Monday, May 21, 2012

The Good Life

It's hard to say - which is my favourite sitcom ever?  It has to be either 'Yes, Minister/Prime Minister' OR 'The Good Life'.


Today I'm opting for 'The Good Life'.  Enjoy.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

The Ground of Perfect (amazing!) Hope


Question 60. How are thou righteous before God?

Answer: Only by a true faith in Jesus Christ;  so that, though my conscience accuse me that I have grossly transgressed all the commandments of God, and kept none of them,  and am still prone always to evil;  yet God, without any merit of mine,  and of mere grace,  grants and imputes to me  the perfect satisfaction,  righteousness and holiness of Christ;   as if I never committed or had any sin: and  had myself accomplished all the obedience which Christ has accomplished for me;  if only I accept such benefit with a believing heart. 
Heidelberg Catechism, question 60, 1563

Monday, April 23, 2012

Holy laughter

I've posted this before, but it's worth a second post for those who haven't seen it.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Prayer


This is taken from the new biography of Archibald Brown, by Iain Murray.  Brown was a friend (and successor) of Spurgeon's and is inevitably overshadowed by him; but he deserves to be much better known.  Spurgeon once said 'The God who answers by orphanages, let him be God' (he obviously had in mind his own orphanage, Barnado's, Muller's - and Brown's).  Brown opened an orphanage in Harley street to help the poorest of his own district.  Here's a story worth knowing.

Brown believed in God’s daily providential care, and the fact that it was not his habit to emphasise the extraordinary makes the following words the more impressive:

The first of October set in very cold, and the matron said, ‘The boys ought to have some greatcoats, Mr Brown.’  I said, ‘Go and ask the Lord to give us some.’  She looked and said, ‘Do you mean that?’  I said, ‘Yes.’  So we just knelt down and said, ‘Lord, please send us some greatcoats for these boys.  They are thine, not ours.’  Now then, scoffer, account for it if you can.  That was at three o’clock.  At five o’clock that afternoon a messenger came over from the orphan home, saying, ‘You are wanted at once.’  I went and saw a cab in front of No. 2 Harley Street, and in my unbelief I said, ‘Dear me!  Is anybody ill, and has the doctor been fetched?’  When I went in there was such a scene.  There were Scotch tweed coats all over the place.  A whole cab-full had been sent.  I said to the gentleman who had brought them, ‘I have not ordered these.  Isn’t there some mistake?’  He said, ‘No, a gentleman came into our place two hours ago (that is the time the matron and I were praying) and said that we were to bring down as many greatcoats as were necessary to rig out all your boys, and they were to be of the best Scotch tweed.’

From ‘Archibald G Brown’ by Iain Murray (page 112)

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Oh, THERE you are...

This is a story I heard a long time ago and have been trying to find for ages.  I've got it now courtesy of The Wanderer, so thought I'd put it here so that it doesn't get lost again.

Dr. Alexander Whyte loved to tell of a commercial traveller named Rigby who, when in Edinburgh, used to stay at the Waverley Hotel, and, on Sunday, always made his way to St. George’s. He could not preach and always found it difficult even to discuss spiritual themes with others. But before leaving the hotel for the church he always looked around for somebody whom he could invite to accompany him. One morning, on approaching a man with this invitation, he received something like a rebuff. The stranger at first refused, but finally consented, and was so moved by the service that he asked Mr. Rigby to go with him again in the evening. That night, at St. George’s, he found Christ. Next morning, in the course of his business, Mr Rigby chanced to pass the home of Dr. Alexander Whyte. Acting on a sudden impulse, he made up his mind to call and tell Dr. Whyte of his experience on Sunday. Dr. Whyte was deeply moved. “I thought,” he said, “that last night’s sermon fell very flat, and I have been feeling very depressed about it. But what did you say your name was?” Mr Rigby repeated it. “Why,” exclaimed Dr. Whyte in delight, “you are the man I’ve been looking for for years!” He then went to his study, and returned carrying a bundle of letters, from which he read such extracts as these: “I was spending a week-end in Edinburgh some weeks ago, and a fellow commercial called Rigby invited me to accompany him to St. George’s. The message of that service changed my life.” “I am a young man, and the other day I came to hear you preach, at the invitation of a man called Rigby, and in that service I decided to dedicate my life to Christ.” Dr Whyte went on to say that twelve of the letters were from young men. of whom four had already entered the ministry.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Cranmer on incest - just wondering...?

Returning home from the Banner Conference, there's lots to catch up with.  Archibishop Cranmer is always worth a look; scroll down to April 13th ( can't work out how to link directly to this one) and see his comment on the case of Patrick Stuebing.  It's a sad case: Patrick only ment his sister after thy were grown; they fell in love and have four children together.  He argued that the law against incest discriminated against him - and he lost.  As Cranmer says, the law apparently does have the right to a say about what is allowed in the bedroom.  'In matters of sexual expression we are not free to do as we please.'

Hmm.  I agree, of course.  But I do wonder - don't you? - if incest between two brothers would have been deemed illegal?

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Evangelistic Preaching - again

Here's another quote from Roger Carswell

"Thirty years or so ago churches did away with the Sunday evening gospel service.  In the last five to ten years, we have been doing away with the evening service.  I fear we are losing gospel preaching altogether.  A fine personal worker said to me recently that if he wanted to take people to hear the gospel in a church, though there is fine Bible teaching all over town, he would have to take them to a Brethren Gospel Hall, as it is the only place where the gospel is preached.  I would love to see a return to gospel preaching*, gospel services - whether on Sunday evening, morning, afternoon or during the week!  Then we may again discover evangelists in our churches."

* Me too, Roger.  Me too.


Monday, April 09, 2012

Flying

Don't worry, folks - it's only an illusion.  

Sunday, April 08, 2012

Wiersbe on the Resurrection

The resurrection of Jesus Christ is a vital part of the gospel message, for a dead Christ can save nobody (1 Cor. 15:1-19).  The empty tomb is proof that he is the Son of God (Rom. 1:4); that believers have a future inheritance (1 Pet. 1:3ff); that we will once again meet Christians who have died (1 Thess. 4:4-18); that our Christian ministry is not in vain (1 Cor. 15:50-58); and that Jesus Christ will one day judge lost sinners (Acts 17:30-31).  The early church bore witness of the resurrection of Jesus Christ (Acts 1:22; 4:2, 33), and so should we today.

Friday, April 06, 2012

Friday


"The truest reward of our life's work is to bring dead souls to life.  I long to see souls brought to Jesus... it should break my heart if I did not see it... Men are passing into eternity so rapidly that we must have them saved at once... Brethren, can we bear to be useless?  Can we be barren, and yet content?" (Spurgeon).


If one poor soul from Moordown
Should meet me at His right hand,
My heaven will be two heavens
In Immanuel's land.


Wednesday, April 04, 2012

All religions lead to God, says evangelist

Here's the full quote:

"Let us remember that all religions do lead to God - all people will eventually meet God at the throne of judgement.  Only Jesus brings people to God on the throne of grace.  Only Jesus brings us to God the Father.  So it is crucial that everyone hears about the Saviour, before they meet Him as their judge." (Roger Carswell, in his April newsletter).


So - what are you doing to tell them?

Friday, March 30, 2012

Calvin on Preaching

John Calvin once declared that it would be better for a preacher to break his neck while mounting the pulpit if he did not himself intend to be the first to follow God. (Packer, 'Serving the People of God,' page 70.)


Tuesday, March 27, 2012

The Pizza Hut on the Road to Hell

Preaching recently on Matthew 18:21-35 - and particularly Jesus' words 'So also my heavenly Father will do to every one of you, if you do not forgive your brother from your heart' - I used this illustration:


When I give folks from outside Bournemouth directions to our house I'll often say ‘Approach Bournemouth on the 338, then turn right onto the 3060 signposted Wimborne.  If you get as far as Pizza Hut, you've gone too far. Pizza Hut is the sign you've gone wrong.'  This text (said I) is the Pizza Hut on the road to hell!


For while some otherwise good commentators (Wiersbe, for example) miss the point of this passage by arguing it's not about salvation at all, the real meaning is just this: if being forgiven hasn't changed your nature so that you are a forgiving person, then you've not been forgiven at all.


Sobering.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Epistemological Problems..

No comment necessary - the greatest of all sit-coms ever.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Redeeming the Time



Blogging is a bit hit-and-miss, for which I apologise to my faithful reader.  The truth is, the older I get the busier I become.




Some of you will know that, for years now, I’ve been working on a DMin from WEST.  The research and dissertation is on the evangelistic preaching of Lloyd-Jones, focussing on his long ‘Acts’ series.  Sometimes it seems I’ve been working on it longer than he was preaching it!
The deadline is September 2014.  But if I leave it much longer, I’ll miss it.  I’ve determined that I should finish my first draft, at least, this year.  That was my intention anyway; but yesterday I discovered that supervision arrangements are likely to change at the end of this year – which adds a definite ‘frisson’ to the target.
So, I’ve just begun a two-week ‘push’.  Part of the problem with a piece of work this size, running alongside a demanding pastorate, is that every time I come back to it I’m in danger of having forgotten where I was.  From now until my just-after-Easter break, then, I’ve determined to work on it each day, rising an hour earlier and doing at least an hour and a half each day, in addition to my (supposedly usual) Thursday study.  And I’m not taking on anything else, other than my usual preaching, unless specifically asked and/or it’s urgent.  It’s only two weeks; I should be able to manage that.  And I think that I can make real progress in that time.
I’m not giving up blogging, I hope.  But it may be brief, and intermittent.  In the meantime, watch out for my two articles in ‘Banner’ magazine (first one in the May issue) on evangelistic preaching – in general, that is, not Lloyd-Jones’.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Packer on the Lord's Supper

As you will know, one of the books I'm reading this year is Packer's "Serving the People of God."  Packer's a great hero of mine, though I've only got to page 63 of this in nearly three months!

 Here he is on the real presence in Lord's Supper:

Christ is really present with us according to his promise whenever two or three meet together in his name to do something that he told us to get together and do.


He's right there, isn't he?


He continues:


The Lord's Supper, of course, stands at the head of those activities.  


But he's wrong there - do you agree?