An article on today's Daily Telegraph website tells us that scientists doing proper science have, at last, found the true causes of global warming.
It's - er, well - it's the sun. Now that's an inconvenient truth!
Some of us have long thought that anthropogenic global warming, while containing an admirable number of syllables for only three words, is a myth.
The problem is - living in the UK, we're not sure the sun exists, either.
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