An Apple a day...
For a little while now, I've been wanting an Apple.
An applemac, perhaps

Or maybe an iPhone
or even an iPad
Now, at last, I've got a good reason. I'd be supporting morality. Steve Jobs, the CEO of Apple, has made it known that he intends to do all he can to keep porn off Apple products. As a result, many magazine publishers developing 'apps' for the iPad are having to self-censor.
Not everybody's happy; some see it as a limitation to their freedom. (Jobs, according to them, is not allowed freedom to decide what can be shown on a product he's designed. It's the usual liberal garbage: 'you must tolerate my perversions but I'd rather be damned than tolerate your standards'.)
But good ol' Steve has an answer for them: 'Yep, freedom from programs that steal your private data. Freedom from programs that trash your battery. Freedom from porn. Yep, freedom.'
He's even gone so far as to speak of his company's moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Good on you, Steve - may God give you success.
Now, I'm just off to explain to Elaine why it's my Christian duty as a Pastor to buy as many Apple products as possible. She'll probably think I mean cider...
Thanks to Mark Earley at Prison Fellowship/Breakpoint for this information)